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I was browsing through the net as usual and something really odd caught my attention. My jaw dropped, my eyes were wide-opened and I need to . Apparently, the 23-year old Paparazzi’s singer shocked the world with her weird fashion style. Despite her special talent and amazing voice, her fashion sense has been sending chills down everyone’s spines. Better yet, someone should give her a Red Carpet fashion award instead of Grammy.
This D&G lacey see-through dress is supposed to be seen in the bedroom. Plus the temperature in London right now is not so favourable.
Oh no! Someone please bring her a bathrobe and careful of those multiple sharp spikes coz they might poke your eyes.
Goose pimples, goose pimples and more goose pimples. Thank goodness this is not Pakistan. People may think that she has disfigured face.
The mother of all unleashed spirits of the year, Ghost GaGa. Michael Jackson’s movie director, Mr. Ortega might consider her in their “Thriller” music video.
Ghost GaGa, we admire you for your talent, mesmerise by your voice, and salute you for your courageness. All hail, Ghost GaGa!
If you considered yourself as open-minded, you are most welcome but if you are not……I do not forbid but discourage.
Okay, allow me to explain what Kamasutra is all about. It is an ancient Sanskrit text giving rules for sensuous and sensual pleasure to partners as well as love and marriage in accordance with Hindu law. Most of the classic mistakes people offend that Kamasutra is a pornography material emphasizing on sex positions, explicit illustrations, and etc.
Why “Holy” Kamasutra you may ask? Read along:
Reason 1: You will always stay awake reading/ fantasizing/ imagining yourself as the man/woman in the illustrations.
Reason 2: Men can say “bye-bye” to his good friend named Viagra because he has found a new friend by the name of Kamasutra. How magical!
Reason 3: Prostitutes can level up their skills and make more money by practising the yoga-like positions. So do not sulk when they make more money than you.
Reason 4: Divorce cases will decrease if the teachings of Hindu law is abide. Lawyers may have lesser case to handle.
Reason 5: An ideal gift for everyone be it your colleagues, friends, bed buddies, and family members.
Reason 6: Perfect book to be placed by the bedside in case it will come in handy for him or for her.
Reason 7: Men, knock some senses in their heads. Do not imagine yourself sleeping with a NUN.
Reason 8: Women will bathe more often than usual as men hate women with bad smell (as purported in the original Kamasutra). Is that true? Well..you be your own judge.
But do be mean like this guy over here.
Reason 9: You shouldn’t involve in incest or any sexual relation with your near relationship (family members).
Reason 13: Recipe books are replaced with Kamasutra as it teaches how wives should cook for their husbands (as purported in the original Kamasutra).
-The purported reasons here are fictional and for entertainment purpose only
-Further non-fiction details can be googled using the keyword “Kamasutra or Kama Sutra”
Day 1 (27th Nov 08)
After the press photo-taking session, the delegates were divided into two buses and off we go to the Low Cost Carrier Terminal (LCCT) for catch the flight with AirAsia.The return air tickets were not too expensive mainly because we gained sponsors from university, private companies and donations from the public. After 7 hours of bumpy ride in the bus, we finally arrived at LCCT. If you have extra time before boarding, there are a bundle of facilities that will buy you some time off. Do check out the eateries (Mc D’s, Coffee Bean, KFC, Mary Brown, The Chocolate Boutique, Old Town), duty-free shops, convenient stores (7-eleven), foreign exchange counters and most of all……”space” for people like us to shoot a few syok sendiri photos.
Ladies, just smile and wave
Day 2 (28th Nov 08)
I have been living in the Hokkien dialect predominant society for the past 23 years and I am very proud of it and still very proud of it. I love Hokkien so much not because it’s my mother tongue or it is used in my daily conversation but:
a) Hokkien dialect is funny and full with profanities (not for prudes and goody-goody)
One day, an old man was driving along the road when a policeman wanted him to pull over to the road side.
Policeman: Ah pek, mana lu punya IC (identity card) dan lesen memandu?
Old man: Ai see? Soli, encik. Wa pandu lao phok kar pun ai see ar?
Policeman: Bukan, ah pek. Gua mau itu kad ada muka kedut lu and alamat rumah punya la. Buka dompet lu tengok.
Old man: Oooo….lu nanli sekijap. Wa punya lompet mau koyak …… liap-liap lali guna….sudah 75 tahun loh.
Policeman: *checking on the IC and driver’s licence* Eh ah pek, lu tau apa kesalahan kamu kah?
Old man: Gua ingat lu stop keleta wa mau lompang ma. Tapi lu tarak lompang tapi tanya wa ai see. Wa manyak takut looo….
Policeman: Oi…apa lompang lompang. Lu pandu kereta macam dalam “Tokyo Drift” bahaya la.Ah pek tak boleh macam tu. Nanti langgar kereta lain banyak susah tau, ah pek!!!! Nanti lu betul betul see!
Old man: *scratching head* Ma ta, wa galanti tarak salah hamik su kong wa salah? Wa ada ikut law hali-hali. Lampu melah, wa stop. Lampu hijau, wa jalan. Tali wa nampak papan suluh panlu macam itu, wa ikut la. Mana wu salah?
Policeman: Papan apa?
Old man: *Pointing delighfully to the road signage*
Policeman: *%#$@*&#*&%!@#$ Chee buy punya ah pek. Gua mau bagi saman.
Old man: Sam ban? Wa ikut law pun luan luan ho wa sam ban. Wa bo ikut, pun ho wa sam ban. Wa eh cuh wu goh chap ji sam ban ko boi heng. Poo kee mak betul!!!!! Ti si ka eh huat?
b) Hokkien dialect probably has influenced Bahasa Malaysia (BM)
*meaning is in English*
1) Mata – Ma ta (policeman)
2) Mana – Mah na (where)
3) Sila – Si la(Yes la)
4) Kira – Khe la (Calculative)
7) Lori – Loh li (Lorry)
8) Lambada (Eng) – Lam pa la (Balls)
9) Durian – Lui lian (Durian)
10) Topeng – Toh peng (Overturned)
11) Sabun – Sa bon (Soap)
12) Go astern (Eng) – Gostan (Reverse)
13) Kopi – Kopi (Coffee)
14) Saman – San ban (Summon)
15) Jilat – Jee lat (lick/ bored of the food)
16) Lidi – Li di (a broom made from veins of coconut)
17) Cubit – Chu bit (Pinch)
18) Pasar – Pa sat (Market)
19) Celaka – Ji la kak (Damn)
20) Tumpang – Lompang (Car sharing)
c) Hokkien food si pek ho chiak
Ee fu mee
We are proud to be Hokkien lang/Penang kia
My Chinese New Year 2009 gathering picture
P/S: All images depicted are borrowed from www.google.com.my. I do not own these images and no copyrighting intended.
Money is the root of all evil as the old sayings goes. But do people really care? Do you care? Do I care? Damn!!!! WE DO NOT CARE. The reason why money is so crucial to us is because the the house prices are going down, forever surging energy prices, volatile gas prices, grocery bills are going up and even entrance to public toilets is not CHEAP (30sen charged) these days. Some people purported money is not important and be contented with what we possessed but will your landlord, bank if you have loans, milkman, newspaper vendor, and stomach think money is not of great magnitude? Everything comes with a significant symbol on it or better known the dollar sign, $$$$$$. You will know what I mean when you see:
Want to find hookers also must see the prices, ah! Why ah, Russian girls are more expensive than the rest? Perhaps they can moan loudly like those amplifiers or their racks are surprisingly bigger than Pam Anderson, lah!!!
Even a urine free toilet needs to pay before you can go poo-poo or she-she but in this case, I don’t think one will be able to answer the nature call cause the sign TELLS! It’s screaming URINE FREE across the front entrance. I think they would allow you to go in if your only intention is to wash hands or butts.
Citizens may live in darkness or with little lights on so that when the energy bills come, it will put a broad smile on their face.
See lotsa “bank” notes??? See money??? No, you’re wrong coz you’re looking at the hell notes. Even deads cannot escape themselves from the curse of “evil devil money” because….maybe, just maybe, they need money to pay for all the above! Whereas, living persons cannot make any exceptions but to “exchange” the real bank notes for hell notes.
But not this. I’m loving this!
The price list here is very misleading which makes me thought of having 20 pieces of roti canai (RM2), 10 glasses of teh tarik (RM1) and better more, 5 plates of nasi kandar (RM1). Oh…I am loving the price I have to pay for this sumptuous meal. Aww…it’s only a mere RM4!!!!!!! This mamak shop must be owned by Ananda Krishnan in support of Poverty Assistance Programme.
With the forever price hiking scenario every year, I personally think a 9-to-5 job salary would not likely be enough in a few years to come. Again, as the old sayings go “save money for a rainy day” and “guard against trouble” reminds me of contigency plan. Hence, I wish writing would generate some income to me soon.
*crossing my fingers* but please…..not the Bush’s way.
P/S: All images depicted are copied from www.google.com.my. I do not own these images and no copyrighting intended.